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Who pays?
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Good Ending:
You pay and have $102.1 remaining. Your man is grateful, buys you a gift with his $50 and you both go home.

Bad Ending:
Your man pays, has $2.10 left, does not buy you a gift and goes home dejectedly.

Spendthrift Ending:
Both of you agree to order and tip up to $250, and mutually concur to never spend this much again.

Secret Ending:
You agree to pay, but your credit card declines, causing the waiter to un-virgin your olives and perform Heimlich on you. Enraged, you request to speak with the manager, who agrees with the waiter, so you request to speak with the district attorney, who also agrees with the waiter, so you request to speak with the  state's senator, who also agrees with the waiter. Thereafter you demand to speak with the president, who agrees as well. You turn towards the United Nations to be met with a similar reply, and finally you summon Zeus, but by this point your man paid for it instead and has left you alone.
 
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Who pays? - by TheReem - 09-04-2022, 02:39 PM
RE: Who pays? - by TheDutyPaid - 09-04-2022, 11:26 PM
RE: Who pays? - by xGAMx - 09-05-2022, 04:58 AM
RE: Who pays? - by harkins2011 - 09-05-2022, 09:12 PM
RE: Who pays? - by Cil - 09-06-2022, 06:37 AM
RE: Who pays? - by Lightsquid35112 - 07-14-2023, 02:37 PM
RE: Who pays? - by .Notvastcake - 10-13-2023, 05:42 PM

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