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2. We dont actually love anything. Damn you excistance. No kidding.
1. Sometimes i just feel like humanity does not deserve to be saved.
2. Blood, sweat and tears. Uh, i mean, school, mondays and waking up.
3. I hit the alarm clock sometimes so hard that i hurt my arm so i kick the table in anger and hurt my foot. Then i shout swear words and go back to sleep.
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2 i feel like the 1st and 3rd ones are correct
1 i have been waiting over 3 months for a package
2 my parents use the garage door as morse code for me
3 i have lost my favorite ps3 game
"Permit my hazard into your plight. Once life sucked, now 'tis alright?" -Epros, Okage Shadow King
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(11-06-2016, 03:36 AM)firegene Wrote: (11-06-2016, 12:40 AM)undormant Wrote: 1) All my dreams are dead
2) We don't love other people, we only love what they can do for us
3) I am a cog in the machine I despise
Lmao. This is depressing.
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Haha thought I'd brighten the place up lol.
Number 1 was the lie.
I still have dreams I still have hope.
You guys missed the silver lining
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(11-06-2016, 07:59 PM)The_4thdoctor Wrote: 2 i feel like the 1st and 3rd ones are correct
1 i have been waiting over 3 months for a package
2 my parents use the garage door as morse code for me
3 i have lost my favorite ps3 game
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1. I got lost in a store as a smol bean
2. I found my long lost laptop, that has been missing for nearly a year
3. I have a smol kitten
FUCK YOU, IM FROM OAKLAND
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1.
I. collect watches of any kind.
2. I collect weird hats of any kind.
3. I collect various lampshades of any kind.
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I'll say 3 is a lie, if not that pretty unique never head of anyone do that before.
uno. I speak 3 languages fluently (english, mandarin and filipino (tagalog))
duex. I model??
tatlo. I have 4 aunts and uncles on my moms side alone
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1) I have a knee problem
2) I've been told to get into a pedofiles car by the pedofile
3) I'm single
I doubt anyone will get which is the lie
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lie=single
1. I've grown a bone spur
2. I've trained as a butcher
3. I've never met a celebrity
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lie: never met a celebrity??
1. i have two puppers
2. i actually kinda hate authentic mexican food but taco bell is my life
3. i hate all disney movies and disney land, basically disney everything
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Sup Bitchachos (ILY)
1. I am Ill with Lyme Disease
2. I put Ketchup on my Mac & Cheese
3. I was born a boy