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Penguin Offline
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#1
08-03-2016, 06:12 PM
how many one-line jokes can we get?

I'll go first:

Clowns divorce; custardy battle.
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#2
08-04-2016, 12:45 AM
I'm not sure if this counts but


I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says im okay but I feel I've dyed a little inside.


I tried to catch some fog but I mist.
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08-04-2016, 12:52 AM (This post was last modified: 08-04-2016, 12:54 AM by HorseGirl7311.)
Why did the farmer feed its cow money? Because he wanted RICH milk!! Omg haha I cheddar not tell that joke again, better make like a tree and LEAVE, haha… and mom wonders why I don't make people laugh…
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#4
08-04-2016, 01:12 AM
nurse, how is the patient who stuffed 4 toy horses up his ass???
Stable!
"Permit my hazard into your plight. Once life sucked, now 'tis alright?" -Epros, Okage Shadow King

 
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#5
08-04-2016, 02:09 AM
I would tell a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction.
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08-04-2016, 03:45 AM (This post was last modified: 08-04-2016, 03:45 AM by Drakeboy007.)
Hillary is a f

The reason I didn't say female was because the "emale" part was lost
Look Who We Have Here! -Lando Calrissian, Star Wars Episode 5
 
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#7
08-04-2016, 02:35 PM
Not sure 4th, horse, and drake understand how a one-liner works...


Never dispute your girlfriends choices, you're one of them.

Women show 90% of their bodies when wearing a bikini and men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Lex.
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08-05-2016, 04:54 AM
a man pushes a friend into an acid bath, "sorry if i don't join you"
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04-05-2017, 03:07 AM
The earth is bi-polar.
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04-07-2017, 04:17 AM (This post was last modified: 04-07-2017, 04:17 AM by firegene.)
Lee wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit him.
I would tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon
 
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