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#21
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake all night wondering whether there's a dog?
 
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#22
Why did the mexican push his wife off the bridge?



Tequil-ha
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#23
Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see.
 
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#24
I was at the bank the other day, and an elderly woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over

Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
Just enough of a Bastard to be worth liking.
 
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#25
9-11 victims are the fastest readers in the world. 89 stories in 7 seconds
I'm gonna beat you Rasse you filthy maggot
 
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