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Skype is actually a serial killer




Did i ever tell you i poisoned ur cereal?
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Yeah you did, but did I tell you I poisoned your cookies?


Why the fuck is (y) a thumbs up on skype? How the fuck does that even makes sense
 
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Well shit...



To answer your question, summon satan from the deeps of nether (since you are it, it should be easy) and kill skype. Works everytime. Guaranteed.


If the opposite of of opposite is the opposite of opposite, what is the opposite opposite of the opposites opposite opposite? (Try say that six times fast when youre drunk) 

Hint: its opposite
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Its opposite day, that's how an opposite is an opposite of an opposite!

Why can't whales breathe out of water?
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I dont know


Why dont i know?
 
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Cause you've slayed one to many people


Why is Steam so much fun
 
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Because YOU like steam getting stuck on 99% of downloading

Why are steaks so tasty?
Let the STEAK rule!!!
 
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Why are steaks so trashy?


Who knows that i know that kat knows that she has no idea of wherefore the knowledge of knowing something is escaping her every grasp despite her lack of knowledge on the matter?
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I lack a fully grown brain, duh.

When will we be able to know everything at birth?
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Never, since human brain can handle limited amountnof knowledge. Filling it couldnt be possible, since human lifetime is not long enough to learn everything.


When is tomorrow when it is yeserday?
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