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the riddle game
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(05-05-2016, 06:36 PM)MartiGamez Wrote: A like button?

I don't know English riddles
Noope. It was  a glove  Tongue 

A window cleaner is cleaning a window on the 25th floor of a skyscraper when, suddenly, he slips and falls. He has no safety equipment and nothing to soften his fall, and yet he is not hurt. How can this be?
 
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#22
He's inside.



A man is walking along train tracks, All of a sudden a train comes towards him, He runs at the train... Why?
Mechanic, Landrover lover, dont let me near a welder and an oxy torch Big Grin


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#23
A. Hes doing a suicide? B. The train is slowing down? C. Because he can?



What is yellow and comes early at morning to bright every mothers morning?
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#24
Rasse, It's neither of those, It's because he's on a bridge, to get off the bridge he must run forward a bit before the train get's too close and he get's stuck on the bridge and tracks.
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#25
Ohhh i get it now Tongue good one sky!
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#26
A cowboy goes to Town on Friday,
he stays for two days,
but still leaves on Friday.
How?
- KatNip
 
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#27
His horse way named Friday

What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
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#28
The sun?

There is a pink bungalow.
The walls are pink.
The floor is pink.
The roof is pink.
The furniture is pink.
The kitchen is pink.
What colour is the upstairs bathroom?
- KatNip
 
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#29
I don't believe bungalows have second floors, so the color's nonexistent.

There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there in total?
 
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#30
2?

What speaks with no mouth, whispers with no lips, screams without voice?
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