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RE: one-liners - Landline - 04-10-2017
(04-07-2017, 04:17 AM)firegene Wrote: Lee wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit him.How can you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
I would tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon
What color does a smurf turn when he holds his breath?
What's the speed of dark?
RE: one-liners - firegene - 04-10-2017
It wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop at the end.
RE: one-liners - Landline - 04-11-2017
(04-10-2017, 11:22 PM)firegene Wrote: It wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop at the end.
The first thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield is ... his butthole.
RE: one-liners - TonyDG101 - 05-30-2017
id tell you a history joke but all of mine are old...
RE: one-liners - SkeletalSock - 06-13-2017
Thats a nice pair of legs you have.
What time do they open?
RE: one-liners - murphdog2 - 06-22-2017
(08-04-2016, 02:09 AM)DrBot Wrote: I would tell a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction.
That joke makes me feel like Helium: Non-reactive (He He He)
RE: one-liners - AcoustiXkey - 06-30-2017
(06-22-2017, 01:48 AM)murphdog2 Wrote:(08-04-2016, 02:09 AM)DrBot Wrote: I would tell a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction.
That joke makes me feel like Helium: Non-reactive (He He He)
That makes sense... just like my money jokes!
I stayed up all night wondering when morning would come, then it dawned on me.
RE: one-liners - Geckorian - 07-03-2017
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
RE: one-liners - Undirected_ - 07-03-2017
I was about to get a brain transplant...but I changed my mind.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal which was a dog. It was a shitzu.
RE: one-liners - Geckorian - 07-03-2017
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.