[TheCrookedDoctor]

Hm... lemmie think.

Well, when I was 8 I was giving my little brother (NetherGoblin) a piggy back ride, and with the layout of our house, you could run circles through the entire house, through the livingroom, into the bedroom, into my parents bedroom, through the bathroom, and then back into the living room, and again and again. 
Well whe had a large heater near my bedroom door, and the metal cover had been left down, after my dad fixed it that morning. now Since it was older, it had no safty proof, it was sharp sheet metal. and My knee hit it really hard, just right.
And I screamed in agony raising my leg, and it went so deep you could see bone. 

My dad ran out there, and offered to take me to the hospital. My dad had been through army medic training, and I knew this, so I asked my dad, if he could do it. 
So 20 minutes later he was pouring Hydrogen peroxide down my leg, and then putting a gauze on it. All better.

Not a single tear shed, but alot of cursing.



edit:

and also when I was 1 my dad got into a car accident and I slipped myself right out of my carseat (I was a lil ninja) and slid out of the backseat into the front and my leg and hip were crushed my the caved dash. when they mended my leg it was slightly out of place, so the bones overlap, and now my left leg is stronger than my right
(no one died <3)