[Arrei]

It'd basically be like dealing with a horde of chihuahuas. A good punt and they're outta there. Not to mention, *nerd glasses on* in reality a zombie would be a bloated, shambling, rotting corpse, their bodies falling apart from the stress of merely moving about and exploding from the buildup of gases from decomposition.

But chickens, though. Oh, such foolish fools, foolishly underestimating the ferocity of the humble chicken... especially roosters. Roosters are assholes. I wasn't joking about chickens being vicious.