god damnit star, pushing the graph limits up
This is set on an average day, which means that pre-planned-pigeon-pilfering equipment is out of the window (unless you're an utter psychopath).
Let's see, on an average day I'm wearing my coat, jeans, shirt, and shoes. I guess I could put the pigeons into my coat and wrap them up, but I would have to catch them first. There is a bridge near to my flat where pigeons have created nests under the metal beams and there's probably about 30ish pigeons living there. The bridge is a road bridge next to a railway bridge, so it would be feasible for me to climb down from the road bridge into the gap between the two, and use my coat to cover the holes at the end of the beams. I could then put my arms down the sleeves and grab the pigeon, pulling it into the coat and wrapping it up. I would then have to store said pigeon somewhere while I catch others. If I were to keep them in my flat nearby, I could shut them in the kitchen and use the kitchen door and the main flat door as some form of airlock to stop them from escaping while still allowing me to bring more pigeons into the enclosure. Lets say I capture all 30 pigeons. How many of those could I reasonably carry? Well, assuming I have 30 pigeons in my flat kitchen, I could shut the door and walk around with my coat trying to catch them all inside the coat. I reckon I could fit around 10 pigeons into the coat and still be able to carry it.
Of course, I could be an UTTER PSYCHOPATH and kill the pigeons. In which case, I would probably be able to carry all 30 of the kitchen-pigeons in a large sports bag with a zip or something.
This is set on an average day, which means that pre-planned-pigeon-pilfering equipment is out of the window (unless you're an utter psychopath).
Let's see, on an average day I'm wearing my coat, jeans, shirt, and shoes. I guess I could put the pigeons into my coat and wrap them up, but I would have to catch them first. There is a bridge near to my flat where pigeons have created nests under the metal beams and there's probably about 30ish pigeons living there. The bridge is a road bridge next to a railway bridge, so it would be feasible for me to climb down from the road bridge into the gap between the two, and use my coat to cover the holes at the end of the beams. I could then put my arms down the sleeves and grab the pigeon, pulling it into the coat and wrapping it up. I would then have to store said pigeon somewhere while I catch others. If I were to keep them in my flat nearby, I could shut them in the kitchen and use the kitchen door and the main flat door as some form of airlock to stop them from escaping while still allowing me to bring more pigeons into the enclosure. Lets say I capture all 30 pigeons. How many of those could I reasonably carry? Well, assuming I have 30 pigeons in my flat kitchen, I could shut the door and walk around with my coat trying to catch them all inside the coat. I reckon I could fit around 10 pigeons into the coat and still be able to carry it.
Of course, I could be an UTTER PSYCHOPATH and kill the pigeons. In which case, I would probably be able to carry all 30 of the kitchen-pigeons in a large sports bag with a zip or something.
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