[Nether_Ruler]

Take the candle and stick it up the badgers ass. then, when its dinnertime feed him some beans so he gets gassy. Then, since you cant sleep without a light (cause your a living brick ofc) wait for the badger to fart so that the candle lights up, then he should start running around the room and set everything on fire. There now you have a light. in the morning there should be a burnt badger somewhere in your room. Eat that for breakfast. after breakfast go outside and look for some bucketheads (trust me there are plenty around) and kidnap one of them, after that you should keep him hostage until he tell you were to find more badgers. Then, take the candle from your burnt badger the night before and stick it in the bucketheads buckethead. light the candle with your own farts. the bucket should start to melt on his head, after the bucket is fully melted you can now mold the bucketheads dead body into a sword. After you have done such, continue to do that to all of the bucketheads but do NOT make them into swords. You should instead save their metal to build a giant bus. After you have build your bus use a staple from your staple gun to staple some seat down so that people are comfortable. after you got people on your bus, overcharge them all and keep their money. after that, kill them by injecting staples into their skulls. now you have food for a week. continue to do this until you get bored of human flesh. you should crash your bus at this point so that only you survive. You will be seriously injured now and should go to a hospital. Every time a nurse comes in you should attempt to hug her for being so nice. While she is coming in for the hug, take your take gun and eject a staple into her skull. After you are done feasting on her you should hide her in your closet. Do this until you are healed. When you get release the hospital staff will have found the body and will be looking for you. You should have your sword wielded at all times now. When a police car comes after you should wield your sword and kill the cop. eat the dunkin doughnuts  he had for lunch, drink some coffee as well. take the cop car and cruise around till you find another dunkin doughnuts and use the cops money to buy 10 dozen doughnuts. take control of that dunkin doughnuts branch by killing them all. Make a steady flow of money over  a period of 3 years. you should have around $10 million in tips and $20 million more in actual money made. Buy a nice house for yourself (and maybe a razor as you haven't shaved in 3 years) Go for a road trip and find  a highway stop. take over this the same way you did with the dunkin doughnuts. Continue these steps until you are take over the White House (assuming you live in america, if not just take over the leaders palace). After you are the leader of your country, take a extended vacation and go to another one. Repeat the steps after stealing the cop car until you have taken over the world.



You are now the leader of the world, what is your first order?