[Landline]

(04-07-2017, 04:17 AM)firegene Wrote: Lee wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit him.

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I would tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon

How can you tell when you are out of invisible ink?

What color does a smurf turn when he holds his breath?

What's the speed of dark?

[firegene]

It wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop at the end.

[Landline]

(04-10-2017, 11:22 PM)firegene Wrote: It wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the sudden stop at the end.

The first thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield is ... his butthole.

[TonyDG101]

id tell you a history joke but all of mine are old...

[SkeletalSock]

Thats a nice pair of legs you have.
What time do they open?

[murphdog2]

(08-04-2016, 02:09 AM)DrBot Wrote: I would tell a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction.

That joke makes me feel like Helium: Non-reactive (He He He)

[AcoustiXkey]

(06-22-2017, 01:48 AM)murphdog2 Wrote:

(08-04-2016, 02:09 AM)DrBot Wrote: I would tell a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction.

That joke makes me feel like Helium: Non-reactive (He He He)

That makes sense... just like my money jokes!

I stayed up all night wondering when morning would come, then it dawned on me.

[Geckorian]

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

[Undirected_]

I was about to get a brain transplant...but I changed my mind.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal which was a dog. It was a shitzu.

[Geckorian]

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.