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fuck yeah, i'll have someone else drive the car for me if needed.
You become the fastest typer in the world (let's say 1.5k words per min)
You also become the gassiest
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Why not? I'm pretty sure I'm already the gassiest :>
Uhhh you get a very VERY expensive dream car but you have to drive it everywhere you go, without double parking:
Farewell Hometown, for now at least. It's been fun. Sorry I ruined it
Best of luck to all of you,
Hopefully this isn't the end.
Sincerely,
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I'll say no for two reasons: I don't have my licence and I don't have a car fetish
A: You have super human sight, you can see for miles
B: You cannot tell the difference between a child and a trashcan
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this is hard for me because I have absolute awful vision, but i work with children, so ill have to say no
A. be the best artist in the world, and you have a photographic memory
B. but everyone hates you for something you didn't do
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I have the emotional strength of an asparagus I wouldn't be able to deal with everyone being mad at me, so no. I can work on my art by myself just fine!
A: You can impersonate any celebrity/character you want without fail
B: Whenever you do, everyone believes you are the person you are doing an impression of
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yes! id be having so much fun with that!
A: you get to star in your own movie
B: The movie is a fail
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Nah it's not worth it
A: You can teleport
B: You die 5 years earlier every time you use your power
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fuck that
A:You have power to see the future
B: But everytime you do so you obtain bad luck.
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If this means that seeing the future is not determinded from your or other’s actions, but stays like it is no matter what you do, then yes. As there is no such thing as ”luck.”
(Ofc there is, but still, i’d press that.)
A. You’ll become one of the colonist’s sent to Mars in 20 years (if you live that long tho)
B. But you wont be returning to earth and all the other colonists will be boring as hell
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Why not? Just send more colonists over (less boring of course).
A. You can fly in the air
B. But when you do, the closest country will fire missiles at you (random missiles)
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