[Cil]

If I got string, and tied one of each little pigeons foots to my jacket, then put baby pigeons in my hood of my jacket, while carrying them in my shirt, and all my pockets, I reckon I could carry 72

[BaronVonBiscuit]

(04-05-2019, 05:07 AM)Penguin Wrote:

(04-05-2019, 02:56 AM)BaronVonBiscuit Wrote: Allow me to introduce the newest product from Biscuit Industries

THE POOR BIRDIES

They’re easier to carry when they’re crushed

[Cil]

(04-05-2019, 01:46 PM)BaronVonBiscuit Wrote:

(04-05-2019, 05:07 AM)Penguin Wrote:

(04-05-2019, 02:56 AM)BaronVonBiscuit Wrote: Allow me to introduce the newest product from Biscuit Industries

THE POOR BIRDIES

They’re easier to carry when they’re crushed

If they're crushed, they are "crushed mush" not a "pigeon"

[Penguin]

(04-05-2019, 07:26 PM)Cil Wrote: If they're crushed, they are "crushed mush" not a "pigeon"

I would be inclined to agree. A pigeon that has had its shape deformed in such a way that it can no longer function properly is... not a pigeon.

[BaronVonBiscuit]

Here at Biscuit Industries we prefer the term ‘deconstructed pigeon’ all the base materials are still there - it just needs a bit of assembly afterwards.

[ak_orange_peel]

Ok so here's my thing. There aren't pigeons where I live right now... but we do have a bird similar called a ptarmigan. And I know for a fact that I can carry (using my shoe laces) at least 20 of those on each lace and that's over my shoulder not counting the 5-6 in each hand by the legs. But if you even carried a dead bird by the legs you know they fall of so I'm not sure how long I could maintain it. ? So there's my 2 cents a grand total (if I'm not putting effort in) is 52. But if I really do try there's no telling how many I chould take!



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