[Penguin]

in this game, one wilt describeth the previous p'rson in their most wondrous shakespearian english. insults art did allow.

if 't be true thee wisheth to cheateth: http://lingojam.com/EnglishtoShakespearean

i just realis'd yond i has't places this poste in 'off topic'. if 't be true this is not acceptable, couldst a staff memb'r moveth the thread to 'forum games' prithee?

[Nether_Ruler]

a weird young fellow with a coxcomb the size of an rampallian

[Penguin]

the greatest rul'r o' the neth'r. that gent is a valorous sir.

[Nether_Ruler]

one of the greatest penguins ev'r seen in the hist'ry of mankind

[andreasdb39]

penguins art v'ry cunning creatures

[Penguin]

andreas is the tastiest steak in all the lande. nay oth'r steak tastes quite the same! if 't be true i w're to gain one british pound f'r ev'ry time someone did praise his steaky gust, i wouldst has't enow to buyeth mine own mother some toilet rool by anon!

[Nether_Ruler]

the pinguin is the meatiest of all meats and is delicious at which hour devot'd whole

[andreasdb39]

(08-04-2016, 09:44 PM)Penguin Wrote: andreas is the tastiest steak in all the lande. nay oth'r steak tastes quite the same! if 't be true i w're to gain one british pound f'r ev'ry time someone did praise his steaky gust, i wouldst has't enow to buyeth mine own mother some toilet rool by anon!

Okay, I just wanna know what this really means, thjis is so funny to read XD

[Penguin]

thou wilt ne'er understand!