[Penguin]

Pengu eat hot curry

So I made some friends on my course. Two of them are Indian and moved to the UK to come to my university, and the third has Indian parents but is from Birmingham. They all speak fluent Hindi and somehow I ended up friends with them. It's quite entertaining to see me, a 6"4' white guy, walking along the street with three shorter-than-average Indian friends, but anyway. I went with them to an Indian restaurant near where we live and I ordered a large curry. I got the response "This is too hot for you English, and a large is too much for one person to eat"

Bet.

I hadn't eaten anything and it was 3pm. I'm having a fucking large curry. As I place the order, one of my friends runs over and tells the chef to make it extra hot. Joke's on him, I used to live near, to and frequently went to, a balti house. I've eaten several hot curries including Phall and Vindaloo. I've also had homemade curries using homegrown chillis such as the scotch bonnet, naga, and bhut jolokia (hottest chilli in the world 2011). We get this curry and I start savaging into it because I'm starving. To cut the story short, I ate the whole thing.

I'm inviting these guys over to mine next week, and I'm going to cook them a curry in the style of one of my dad's and see how hot they can take it