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I proposed this forum-game last night and Star said "No", so I'm doing it.  I modified it to allow others to play, too.

The game is simple: provide a "solution" to the previous poster's issue and then post your own problem.

However, the "solution" should humorously be unhelpful, lewd, crude, dark, or trollish–preferably a mixture of these elements would be best.  You may use pictures, videos, or music to help you joke.

Example:

Player 1: I'm having trouble talking to guys, any advice?

Player 2: Castrate them in Outlast: Whistle-blower fashion with broken whiskey bottles and then talk.  I'm having trouble studying, any advice?

That being said, chat rules do apply here.  Nothing pornographic, disrespectful to social groups, or graphic pictures/videos of dead people; please, use some common sense.

First problem: I'm having trouble studying, any advice?

I have just been told that /party exists on HT, but upon trying it, I found it is missing the party chat function. It would be very nice if party chat is enabled. It seems the /party menu for the regular player is too basic, perhaps increase the amount of /party commands accessible to us.

So I have the chance to make either a cow, witch, wither skeleton and slime farm (All public). What one should I make first because I have no idea what you peps want

hi im waterpuppy888/Nummy i need votes badly because i wana rank up from experienced [i will pay u back when i see u on] thanks for reading 

Hi im Waterpuppy or as some may know Nummy well i have been on the story for a couple of months now and decided to get a forums account Hi  

The only thing I've done on the sever was build my house and getting supplies, and I came across a house and I a was starving to death, so I saw a farm took the crop and replanted everything. And If this is griefing I and extremely sorry. Please unbann me, I love this sever. Its my favorite to play on.

Server you were banned from: smp.hometownmc.com

Minecraft name: Pushedhog32

Reason for your ban: Crop Theft

Who banned you: Kat

Why should you be unbanned: I Went To The Public Farms To Get Seeds For My Own Farm.

Why do you want to come back: I Would Like To Come Back So I Could Play With My Friend And Continue To Have A Good Time.

so i know how if u put down a portal itll prolly be... "glitched" and link up so someone else who is in the same, chunk i think?... so i figured id just random teleport to a place with no one, and use a portal there... yeah the portal still got glitched and is now linked with someone else.. i went through it and ended up in an obviously claimed nether. tried to go back, and ended up in the owners house... since i was an idiot and used a random teleport i literally cant find it so i can destroy it. i have a small window of time that it happened in [taken from the "game output- client thread/info" so hopefully i can get the aid of an admin or something.. i am very sorry and didnt mean to link ma portal with someone elses. i would like to fix my screw up ASAP. find the portal and remove it


[chat/client log below]

[03:02:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Teleportation will begin in 1 seconds.

[03:02:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] You have successfully been teleported to a random area.

I am looking for a place to start a town, recently i found the perfect space, it was almost flat. I began to mine blocks. I found a desert temple that had been raided and the beginnings of a house. I stopped destroying blocks. Please don't ban me for grief.