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Basically someone names a word and writes a definition for it. This definition is supposed to be humorous.

I'll do one now

Favoritism 

A crime of the highest order in the critically acclaimed "Grandparent's Guide to Grandparenting" 
Perpetrators are punished with mournful looks from grandchildren.

Hey everyone! My name is Da_Bears54, in case you haven't seen me before. I Joined this server about 3 years ago if I can remember right, I took a very long break of like 18-24 Months or so. I happen to decide to come back to this server after my other main server shut down. I'm glad to be back so far and hope everything goes well and I hope to stay for awhile! Thanks for reading, Hope you see me on the server sometime!

Server you were banned on (SMP/Discord): hometownmc

Minecraft name: werewolf25

Reason for your ban: Croptheft

Who banned you: shisuan

Why should you be unbanned: I'm so sorry!! I thought the land was unclaimed because I was able to break the blocks. I took some melon, sugar cane, and beet seeds because I wanted to start my farm. I shouldn't have taken those seeds without checking first if someone claimed it. I didn't mean any harm by taking the seeds 

Why do you want to come back: I want to come back because I want to continue building my house and my farm (but this time I won't take anyone else's seeds/crops).  My friend and I play together on the server,  and I would like to continue doing so. I really didn't mean to steal someone's crops. This is one of my favorite servers, and I want to keep exploring the world.

how do i make a sign shop?

Hello! I am ARandomDashie,I have been playing on the server for about a week now so I figured I should introduce myself. My name is Blake,I am just a typical kinda crazy guy that loves to have fun and meet new people. I can be very weird at times but that is always good for a laugh XD.  I enjoy cars and gaming,some of my favorite games are the Battlefield series! Sorry to keep this short but I really suck at writing stuff like this.. Well have a great day/night and thanks for reading this!

Basically the first person makes up a hypothetical scenario and the second person answers it and then makes up their own. Also the aim is to exploit loopholes to beat a seemingly impossible scenario.

If there is no answer after 2 weeks, the person who made up this scenario of hypotheticalness(yes, that is clearly a real word) is allowed to answer

Now. To begin.

Scenario
You are in an underground room. The room is 2m x 2m with concrete walls. You have an hour before a bomb underneath the floor goes off and destroys you and the room. The aim is to get out alive.



This one is easy to get out of by the way.

So what's the most stupid way you've managed to get yourself killed in Minecraft?

Mine, by far the most stupid, was in the Nether.  I was up on a high shelving, looking down below at some pigmen far in the distance. Now I know shooting pigmen is bad (if you don't know why look it up), but I figured they were miles away and on a different level to me so what the heck - let's test out my archery skills! 

One shot and I nailed a pigman. From that distance and in one shot? I felt pretty epic. 

About two or three minutes later, after I'd forgotten and moved on, that one pig man found me! He'd managed to navigate through tunnels in the netherrack to finally reach me.  He wasn't the problem however.  I stupidly tried to defend myself and got swarmed by hordes of his mates.

That was the end of me, and the Fortune III pickaxe I was carrying to mine nether quartz. I was gutted, especially as this happened on a server that bans players for three days if they die (hardcore difficulty level).

I wrote the beginning of this to work on and post at a later date, March 27th. I'm posting it now however since I feel that it's just something I need to do. With everything written in this, there's a lot left out as I either can't remember everything, or just decided it wasn't something worth putting in.

One Year Ago

Exactly one year and one day ago, on the 26th of March of 2016 was the most important event in my life if you exclude my birth. The day of March 26th as well as the 27th and the events that occurred will forever be in my thoughts and will always be there to haunt me. There is only 1 person that knows the full story of the events that took place on that weekend, and I hold that person very close to my heart. I cannot thank them enough for how much they have been there for me since we've met. This story is not about them however, it is about myself. That is because I'm going to be sharing what happened on that weekend.

The 27th is a very important day to me because exactly one year ago, the 27th of March 2016, I should not have been alive. This is because on the night of the 26th, I was going to take my own life. The combined mental toll of everything that was going on in my life combined with all the thoughts that were just always in my head became too much for me to handle. After trying to deal with all of this I just gave up, and planned to asphyxiate myself. I had purchased what I'd needed a few days prior to the incident and nobody knew. As you can see though, I am still here today, writing this. This is not because I backed out on the last second. It was because my attempt failed. I wasn't stopped by anyone else, it was a malfunction of the rig I was using. To this day I'm not sure what failed, and is still a thought that creeps into my head today. I'm also not sure  what prevented me from re-attempting on the following days, but I'm also sure it's better for me to not try to remember.

Since the incident, my mental state has swayed drastically in both directions. Over the summer it seemed to get a bit better when I got back to having a job and was just generally doing stuff. In recent months however, I've started to sway back in the other direction. In December I was close to reaching the point I was the past March, but this when I met some great people. I started talking to people on discord and met some really great friends as well as something who is very important to me. These people as well as everyone who I wasn't necessarily friends with on the server at this time helped me through this without even knowing it. I thank you all for that. I the past few weeks, namely the end of February/early March I was going through a really difficult time in my life. More memories of that event have been returning to me as well as other strong emotional feelings made it extremely difficult for me to do things. I remember a dream I had, on the last week of February, where I essentially relived the exact moment of my attempt. I awoke from my dream scared and in heavy panic just gasping for air trying  to breath, even though I was fine.

Every day for the past couple of weeks has been a struggle for me. Every day feels like it's taken a week, and I'm just wanting every day to be over before it starts. I've been going through one of the most difficult times of my life, with just so many feelings and thoughts going through my head at once. It's just been a constant mental battle for me between all of my thoughts and feelings and I just want to escape from it all. I just have a complete dislike for myself in pretty much every way. This combined with a lot of the other stuff that's been going on in my head has just compounded together. I always feel like I'm just hurting people and making their life worse, despite how much I'm told otherwise. This combines with the fact that when I have had feeling for someone, I always just subconsciously tell myself that nobody would want me in their life and just continue back onto the path of my self-disliking.

These are some of the reasons I've been acting the way I have been recently. I haven't hit the level that I reached last year, but I've definitely come close a couple times in the past couple weeks. I've just wanted to be alone a lot of the time so I'm sorry to those I've ignored. There are times when I feel like talking to people, but usually it's just to certain people. I'd like to thank everyone who's helped me through this time without even knowing it, even though I've barely talked to anyone. To the person that's been closest to me, you know who you are, I love and thank you.

Server you were banned on: hometownmc

Minecraft name: btaylorthe1

Reason for your ban: xray

Who banned you: star/grimm

Why should you be unbanned: I was letting my cousin, use my laptop. He downloaded xray and was using it. he told me he got banned and I flipped out on him. I'm at work. and couldn't watch him. I'm sorry for that. He is no longer allowed on my game. I get along with everyone. I donate to the server. And want to watch the server grow. I have deleted the mod he downloaded. and it won't happen again.

Why do you want to come back: I have a lot of time and money invested in this server.
I would hate for it all to be thrown away. I don't want to search for another server. I enjoy this one

Hey everyone.

Hopefully I'm not throwing off the vibe of the server, lately.
Been kinda out of sorts going through a lot of stuff outside of here, and this server seems to be the place I usually go when I'm feeling especially down.

I lost my job officially today (yesterday, now) March 10th.
First off, they banned me from the store I work for on Monday the 6th, when I came in for my regular shift as usual. They told me I'm on suspension until Friday, not allowed into the store, not allowed to call the store, etc. Came in for my shift again yesterday, 99% certain to be fired, and they absolutely did that. My manager fired me in front of other employees, humiliating me for the last time in what a hostile work environment it had become by that point. They excluded my sales bonuses, didn't let me redeem sales points for store items, and voided my discounts for the store as well.

-sigh-

Please don't feel like you have to read this.
Just figured I'm staying active in the forums and perhaps, maybe, someone wanted to read about my shitty last few weeks. Idk.

And so I continue.
((trigger warning for some, below))

On top of that, [Someone Who I Know]  has been struggling to let go of an 8 month long addiction to a certain drug. Will not be talking too in depth about that here, but it has been causing some serious health issues for [Someone Who I Know] and a lot of monetary issues as well. It's been relapsed about 6 times now. Still making attempts at it but this sort of thing certainly is a difficult adventure to say the least.
Drugs are bad. So So bad. I promise you. Never do them. 

Moving on...

Gained nearly 20 lbs in the last month, setting me so so far back so I'm back to my initial weight again. It took me nearly 2 years to lose all of that weight, because of my hypothyroidism slowing my metabolism, and my bipolar disorder always setting my brain on re-wire mode... :/

If you've made it this far, thank you so much for reading.
It's more of a thing I needed to type out for myself more than anything to help me sort out my thoughts and feelings, so yeah.

I'm not always a depressing person, I promise. I love you all. Stay safe.

Please have a better day than me.
If you can't, just try to do it for me if for anything.

xx
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"Gothy"
"MysteryGirl"